True Friendship

Mona sent this to me in an email and I had to share it! :o)


None of that Sissy Stuff!

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of True Friendship.

You WON'T see cutesy little smiley faces on this card - Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!!

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, Stay away from me until you are well again.. I don't want whatever you have...

8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off -- After I laugh my rear off!!

9. This is my oath...

I pledge it to the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

because you are my FRIEND!

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Friendship is like peeing your pants,

everyone can see it,

but only YOU

can feel the

true warmth.

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